ms new booty

um im not poetic or edgy


white people: this mint gum is spicy

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Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

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I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

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happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

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when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

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check up on your friends and the people you love, just ask if they’re doing okay today, listen to them if they’re not, be there for people the way you wish people were there for you all those times you felt completely alone don’t let the bullshit make you cold and uncaring. 

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Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

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